Thursday, June 11, 2009

Low scores: Sex & Tests


So I finally got the authorization to take my NCLEX exam next month! WooHoo! I'm about to be a registered nurse yall! I took a review course but I still keep getting 50's & 60's on the practice tests (don't look at me like that..these questions are HARD!) so I got a lot of studying to do before then :( The job search hasn't showed me any good outcomes yet, but i'll keep trying. Right now Jersey sucks when it comes to hiring new nurses(stupid economy). I'm thinking about relocating to the DMV area..i'll keep you updated and let you know..

Moving onnnnnnnn...

Sex. I haven't talked about it in awhile.

I need it.
I crave it.
I want it.
I love it.

Despite all my carnal desires...I also love to be...

Held.
Caressed.
Kissed
Stroked--slowly.

You know, "made love to"

I've realized that I haven't felt that way in a loooong time (since my crazy ex BlackMon). Yea, the occasional "break-my-back" session is necessary, but not all the time. Things starts off slow and you can't wait for whats about to go down. Next thing you know he's bunny uffing you...Playing tetherball with your fallopian tubes and whatnot! *sigh* And yes, the dillznick is good sir, but slow the EFF down! and stop stroking like it's going out of style. It's not appealing, nor very pleasing to me in the end. He started at at a solid 90% but he's slowly fallin off..So yea, maybe he needs a little practice and maybe I need to be more vocal about what's gonna be on the test because these scores are becoming unacceptable.

I know what you're thinking: "Well, say something to him!"...I have :/....during. So yea, he's so far gone like Drake by then and all attempts to change the pace are futile. Blah.

Anybody else have this problem?

CHILE PLEASE-- Then I ask myself: Don't you have to be in love...to make love?

7 Lovely Opinions:

tha unpretentious narcissist © said...

good luck w/ your exam.

and the time to say something is not during. it's usually right before you bought to give him some. "we" will do just about anything at that point. but during unless he's really into trying to give it to you the way you want (if he was, he'd ask...) it's just annoying and he'll just finish & be like whatever.

Turn me up a lil said...

I do think you have to be in love to make love so until then you should keep gettin yo back broke LOL

Ms. Lovely said...

OK, I got some men on my blog!!! Yay!!! :)

@narcissist-yea..i'ma try that..I've said something before and he slowed it down for me..

@lil-lmao! and ouch :(

PRIMO said...

Study Hard Lovely... And I Hope You Get a Job! Im trying to get my resume & portfolio together so i can start my search....

And yes, id definitely mention it to him... but i agree with "Turn me up a lil" 100%..... Definitely keep Working it! lol.

MISS BEE said...

Good luck on your exam. Keep studying HARD Im sure you will do GRRREEAAATTT!

A.M. said...

i beg to differ, i think you do. You can have great sex with someone, they can really be putting it down but their is nothing like having sex with someone ur in love with and they know how to put it down. LOVELYYY!!!!

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

u know me and sex folk