I know you all probably get tired of hearing me talk about my fuckery so here's a few questions and suggestions about black women. If you're mad..I'm probably talking about YOU..
2. Why are black women so catty to other black female co-workers? For example: When I used to work at Victoria's Secret my supervisor (black woman) told me I could go on break "whenever". Well, when I decided to go on break she say's "I never told you that"..I coulda choked the bitch. Another incident is when I started working at the bank. She was the only black woman working there before me. I swear it took her a month to speak to me..ugh.
3. Why are black women always yelling/spanking at their kids in public? It's so tacky and necessary. If the kid acts up just whisper a threat in their ear like my mom used to do.."Wait till we get to the car..Ima whoop yo A$$!" LOL. No need to be all loud and ig'nant up in Walmart. Trifling..I swear..
4. "Babymommas"--Stop thinking your baby's father wants to be with you because he slid you the peen with a side of diapers. One of the things my males cousins(with 7 kids might I add LOL) told me is that a nilla will always have the option to EFF the mother of his child--because she will LET him. It doesn't mean he wants to be with you. One of the main reasons I refuse to be a "baby momma."
5. Addendum to #4--Stop harassing the next chick. There are some good guys who don't cheat with the "baby mommas"(gawd I hate that phrase) and genuinely want to start a new relationship. As the next chick, we understand that you have a child with the man...but seriously...Stop with the fuckery.
6. Stop wearing slippers and/or pajama pants out in public. It's tacky. It's one thing to run to the mailbox..But to the mall?? P.S-Scarves/net caps in public make you look like a sewer rat as well.
7. Any hair color that does not occur in nature should not be upon the crown of your head over the age of 21 or unless it's Halloween. Thee end.
CHILE PLEASE- There's plenty more where that came from..Black men, you're next...
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LMFAO @ this post.. you are so right about a lot of the things on your list... only 1 I can disagree with
#1.. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman, just cause you look doesn't mean you want. First off if a woman is walking by and your man looks at her SO WHAT! He's not her man, he's yours and matter of fact HE"S NOT DEAD so he can look, and sometimes its not because he thinks she's cute that he's looking at her. Sometimes it might be and that's ok, cause you know what HE'S NOT DEAD! its ok to look, just don't touch.. cause in all honesty if I am walking with my man, and I see Kevin Garnett walk by you think I'm not gonna gawk at him.. YEAH RIGHT or if I see a dude dressed like an ass I'm not gonna look. yeah think again... Ladies get all riled up when they see their man looking @ some next chick.. let him look. You would look at a fine assed dude if he walked by.. and don't front cause YOU'RE NOT DEAD either!
As for the baby mama's these chicks have no understanding.. they need a manual on how to act after you've given birth to their ex boyfriends baby.. cause seriously some of them have no clue to how the rules of the game go
1. They haven't learned to be secure in their own. Men are going to look; let them. It's in their nature. Now, he starts walking towards her, then you need to handle that.
2. TOO TRUE! Why can't we unite and embrace the fabulousness that is us? Damn...
3. Yea, now that whooping ass in public is just sad. No wonder white people always shake their heads at us.
4. Ok, I'm not sure how to comment on this because I am a *sigh * baby momma (I HATE that term) but there are those who can't let us and then there are those who understand and are ok with the situation. At the end of the day, your child comes first; not the dick. Even if its the father's. Be the best mother you can be and get on with things.
6. If I see ONE MO' ghetto-ass, urbanite with this shit on at Walmart, the bank, the gas stations or the doctor's office (yes, I've seen it at Kaiser), I am going to scream. My momma taught me to NEVER leave the house without a matching outfit and my hair done, even if it is just a ponytail.
7. This really is a CHILE PLEASE moment.
This Post was the Truth. LMAO! Especially #6. And that mother Daughter duo in #7 Killed Me. Lookin' Like Technicolor Woodie The Woodpeckers. I Cant wait to read the Next!
AMEN up in HERE! lol
I must be the only bamma who don't want to slide the peen to my BM.
nice post.
My co worker is balck and we get along like a house on fire. We are the only 2 blacks in HR and we look out for each other not go against one another.Ohhhhh I hate seeing folks out and about in house shoes and a head scarf. They are called house shoes cause you wear them in the dang house. When my daughter acts up in public I give her the side eye of death and she get some act right real quick.
How bout i fucking dieeeeeeeeeeed!!! mkay speaking from a baby mommas perspective i dont think all of us set out to be one like in my case i was on birth control and we used a condom.. i didnt find out i was pregnant till i was almost 4 months because i kept having a period so with that said id say abstinence is the fool proof method to prevent that... but in the past my sons father lived with the notion that he could still "get" pussy and no if you have some kind of dignity for yourself then a baby isnt a sure fire way into your draws. But i do concur with the jist of this blog... hilarious and true to say the least- pro
CHUUCH! #1 happened to me in Target just the other day and I just had to laugh at the broad. She basically was sucking up the air he breathed when she saw me get in line behind them. 1st off, I wasn't even at my best so why did she feel threatened and secondly he wasn't even my type. Gee, there were no wedding rings on either of their fingers so technically he's not legally obligated to you. UGH!
I had to wave a hand to the babymama statement. I hate that half of my friends who have kids are just literally trying to speak into existence me being the next. HAYLE...NAW. Yall struggling and your child's father is trife. That's my birth control all there. End of story. Dang, can I at least get a name change before I let a dude blow me out of proportion for 9 months. That's asking a got damn lot of me! I could go on all day about how much that irks me but I won't. Lol. Good post!
@Liryc-I soo agree LOL
@Insatiable- on point with the BM thing..No disrespect because I know their are a lot of good mothers out there focused on just the kids and not the D!
@Primo-chile it's coming lol
@Houston-lol..these words need to be spoken
@Dave- cudos to you sir!!!!!
@Me-lol@ the side eye of death..I know exactly what you're talkin about LOL
@Pro-I hear ya..not to put down all baby mama's ..I'm just pointing out the triflin ones LOL
@Star-chile...it may sound vain..but one of the main reasons i don't wanna get preggers is my shape..its gone be shot to hell with a baby..ugh!
I don't understand why women are so mean to each other. Please explain?
#5a: just because there was a woman before you, doesn't mean you have to compete for affection over her. if we aren't with her, must mean we didn't want to be with her. stop giving her "power" in our relationship because you're jealous.
LOL! Too true... no arguments here.
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