Monday, March 2, 2009

Dear Pussy,

I'm sorry for opening up my womb
I'm sorry for giving you away too soon
Pussy please forgive me for taking you for granted
I never meant for that seed to be planted
Physically
I know it hurt you when he came in
I know you bled when he left again
I'm sorry...
Pussy please forgive me for all the wrong i've done
For all the times you were neglected
And for every night you were disrespected
For the times I made you sick
For that time I hurt you with an oversized dick
I'm so sorry...
Pussy, me and you are so freakin tight
I love the long talks we have at night
I need you to be the niche for my future legacy
So tell me pussy.....
Do you forgive me?

CHILE PLEASE--That just came out of my fingertips..But I think we all need to write one of those. Don't you agree?

8 Lovely Opinions:

Ms. Liryc said...

Yeah sometimes we need to just apologize and just make amends. I think all is forgiven for now.. just got to take positive stand on things.

Super Dave Van Buren said...

uuummm no I never feel the need to write one of these... lol

StarrBURST! said...

Yes because if 'those walls' could talk....who knows the kind of stories it would tell! Women should certainly appreciate the vajayjay and not want to harm her in anyway. She puts up with way more than we give her credit for. Lol.

Mimi said...

Yea, I definitely agree...b/c Ms. Vajajay doesn't get the respect that she deserves.

Ms. Lovely said...

@Ladies- I know that was random as hell but yes she needs respect lol

@Dave- LOL! How could i forget about my male readers. Just for that faux pas i'm going to do a special one for the guys entitled: Dear Penis..Sincerely, Pussy

Chanel said...

LOVE THIS and im stealin the idea. But im lettin you know in advance so that kinda dulls the fact that its thievery ;-)

Kenya Says said...

Love it...I had a 'conversation with her' on my blog- sometimes we do have to acknowledge that relationship we have with her...she's closer to us than anyone can ever be! lol

There's somethin about Tawny.... said...

LOL....love this!