Thursday, January 29, 2009

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The Party!!!

I booked a room at the Taj Mahal in AC so no one would have to drunk drive after the festivities. Me and the roomies got there and the room was absolutely FABULOUS!!!
Peep the plasma screen TV..
The view from here..

I waited until everyone got there (late!) to get dressed:
It's my party and i'll DIVA if I want too!

Finally after a myriad of dranks we all went down to the club (my fav shot of the group)
Oops too late!


Next, we did what we came to do: PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aren't we fab?!

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Dudes were dancin..
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All up..
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On me LOL!

I had no idea they had male dancers at these clubs..Innit he swexxy!?

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This old lady was tooo cute!
I was having a BALL!

A couple peeps dipped off to the room so I decided it was the perfect time for my dress change!
(couldn't decide which one to wear so I wore both ;)

And sang Happy Burfday!!

Pretending because we couldn't find a lighter LOL

After that we went down and partied some more but I left my camera in the room so I wouldn't lose it (I have a habit of losing expensive shit when i'm drunk). I partied until the freakin club shut down (6am).

Now, between all of this SJ was there trying to play Mr.Big Bad bouncer man. He came up to the room on his break while I was getting ready. When we got there he couldn't talk to anyone (with his stupid earpiece on trying to look important!) That didn't stop me from messing with him though LOL. More than once I went up to him and whispered some freaky things in his ear that made him blush and make funny faces LMAO! His ex showed up to pop off her Bday, but I was in my own fabulous element and paid her no mind. After it was all said and done I didn't beckon him to my room via text because I was just that tired. And whats more (I left this out the previous post); in addition to telling me she was going to be in the building he also told me that since he was moving that we should just be "friends"..Yea, you heard right...I got friend zone-ded. Okay, I knew that was coming eventually but part of me knows he wanted to clarify since we were both gonna be at the club that night. So shoot, as far as i'm concerned he wasn't gonna get any BDay poom-poom from me. For all I know he went home and skeeted in his ex's tiara...Hmph!

Anywho....

In the morning we got zestfully clean..
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And it was back to reality :(
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Bye Bye fabulous room :(


CHILE PLEASE!- I had a BALL and avoided the druh-ammma in true lovely fashion. A Quarter Century of Fabulosity INDEED!

P.S: THIS IS MY 100TH LOVELY POST!!!!

P.S.S- SJ is leaving town tomorrow morning :( He just texted me and said he was happy I had fun that night and that'd he be back to check on me

CHILE PUH-LEASE!- I can't help but to miss him already :(

Monday, January 26, 2009

Pressing the F5 key

I know thats what yall been doing waiting for me to tell you what went down at the party. I had a BLAST! I would tell you guys now but my ass is beat down, worn out, haggard, and, just plain ole exhausted! I will say that I did not get into any altercations (cmon, i'm a lady) but I was fabulously intoxicated and showed my ass (not literally...or did I?)

CHILE PLEASE- Check back tomorrow! I promise..

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Druhh---aaaaama!

So my party is tonight!!! I wasn't expecting any glitches but seeing as though my life is a freaking soap opera...*sigh*................

SJ
is a bouncer at the club i'm having my party (in fact he suggested I have it there last mth)
Yesterday, he tells me his ex is gonna be there celebrating her Bday too
Soooooooo
I will be there.
She will be there.
He will be there.
We ALL will be there...



CHILE PLEASE- I swear I don't make this stuff up! I'm just waiting for the camera man to jump out the closet...

Thursday, January 22, 2009

A Quarter Century of Fabulosity

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My roomies surprised me w/a cake last night..




Innit cute?!!! I just woke up and I feel soOoo fabulous. 25 is a great age! And I can't wait till Saturday..I have such a fun evening planned ;) Pics soon..

CHILEPLEASE- Now you know me on a first name basis LOL

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

January 20th, 2009

Where were you?
Today was the first day of my last semester. I had clinical at a high school doing health screenings with the school nurse. She said they would have an assembly so everyone could watch the inauguration. The tech guy had trouble getting the stream to work on the projector so me and the school nurse tried every site imaginable and finally we got one (good ole CNN!). When we finally got it up me and her just sat smack in the middle of the auditorium staring at the stream from the laptop with 793483043049 noisy teenagers behind us mocking Yo Yo Ma's name or chanting "O-ba-ma!"..I was so overwhelmed by the moment that the tears started falling. I'd so rather have been in DC (yes, in all that pandemonium!) but it didn't make the moment any less monumental to watch it. This is history and we're living it. My how far we have come!

CHILE PLEASE--My president is BLACK!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Wedding dresses & Breakfis

I just want to say ♥ THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! to all my readers. My G1 aka Naomi Fabulous was blowing up all week with emails from ppl who wanna keep up with my crazy life. I honestly had no idea how many people actually read my blog and are inspired by this nonsense I type. With that said, I am still considering making it private but I will extend the deadline until next Monday because I hate to cut anyone off :)

Ok, moving on..

I don't know if I told you guys or not but my cousin FunnyGirl is getting married and she asked me to be a Maid of Honor (so freaking exciting!!!). Today she went wedding dress shopping. I swear this is one time I like being a girl because playing dress up is fun! The gown she picked (we all helped) is absolutely BEE-you-tee-full. The bridal party also got to choose our dresses :) I would post pics but I don't need some heffa trying to steal her gown. Yall will see them after the wedding in May...

MY BIRTHDAY!!
Is next week :) Thursday, January 22nd at exactly 11:42 p.m. I'll be 25 years old yall. Every year I usually spend it snowed in or doing nothing. For some reason everyone forgets the January babies :( But seeing as though 25 is a special age i've planned a night out in AC, club hopping, drankin, and having funs with friends. I've dubbed the occasion: A Quarter Century of Fabulosity! I can't wait!

School...
My last semester is of undergrad starts Tuesday and even though i'm not looking forward to the workload I am looking forward to becoming an RN. My how far i've come..

Mens..
Or my favorite one rather: SJ..So we're still involved and i'm slowly preparing myself for the day he leaves :( He spent the night with me the other night and I helped him get ready for a big interview. Lovlies, I was ironing his shirt, and cooking him breakfis (yes 'breakfis' lol); like real life housewife duties and stuff yall! After he left I went to check my Windows Media player and found a playlist he made entitled "Thinkin of SJ" with all these love/sex/mushy songs. I couldn't help but smile. Men are so funny..Yall think he's tryna tell ya girl something? Hmmm..

CHILE PLEASE--Another year of life..Another year of lovlieness.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

I'm seriously thinking..

Of making my blog invite only.

Email me (points to right of screen) by Monday evening if you wanna keep up with ya girl.

CHILE PLEASE
- I'm tired of holding back.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Cleaning up these tears..


Ok, so the yeastie is gone! *claps*

Ok, (I say "Ok" a lot right?) Ok..anywho, SJ came over the other night. He says that he needs to see me. He's moving (foreal this time) at the end of this month and idk what i'm gonna do :( We've seriously gotten closer since we've started talking again..

>>Fastforward
He gets here and proceeds to take all his frustrations out on me via peen. OMG, afterward all I could do was lie there and try to breathe. A couple minutes later I turned over and started crying(?!). Damn idk where it came from and it scared me. I mean, I like it rough every now and again but--sheesh..Then I couldn't tell if I was crying from the roughness, his impending departure, or from going back to him. I think it freaked him out too. WTF @ me.

Moving on...
During the break i've been staying on campus as opposed to moving all my crap home. Most of the time i'm chillin, eating, chillin..sleeping. Wash.rinse.repeat. Over these last few weeks i've become an insomniac. I don't get to sleep until usually 3 or 4 am. Just a few pet peeves that annoy the shit out of me when living w/other folk:

1. Nigerian Girl (formerly Mystery) was talking loudly on her phone @ 6am in the living room today. It was on speaker too! She talks extremely loud (claims she can't hear well) and is so oblivious to how inconsiderate that shit is. Go in your fawkin room! She also takes 45 minute showers, sets off the alarm everytime she cooks, and doesn't clean up after herself. I can't stand it! Heffa..

2. Ppl using my pots and not washing them. Now I don't mind ppl using my things..Well, actually I do mind...(I'll be the first to admit i'm a stingy lil heffa). But if you're gonna use them ask first, don't burn them, and please wash them out afterwards. There's nothing worse than wanting to use your shit only to find it's got linguini stuck to it. Shit..

3. Dishes: I don't wash other ppls dishes and I damn sure ain't scrubbin ya pots. I'll wash them if theres a few but we are grown so I don't expect anybody to wash mine or vice versa. Also, i'm a clean-as-you-go type of girl so it's seldom the pile up of nastiness is mine. So when I hear someone sucking their teeth about the dish situation I get annoyed. You're the one who let them pile up..Use the arms and phalanges you were blessed with and wash yo own shit!. Hmph..

CHILE PLEASE- My tears dry on their own.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Not so fresh feeling.

This might be a lil TMI for some folks (esp the mens)so feel free to click the white x up in the cow'na..

Ok, so i've been on Penicillin because of my strep throat..which went away and came back so the docs put me BACK on it for another 10 days. For folks that don't know: Penicillins cause yeast infections..Well guess what? *chile please side eye* Ugh..For the last 5 days i've been miserable. I take immaculate care of *points down* but some things are just unavoidable. I remember the 1st time I got one a few years ago and I thought it was an STD (even tho I wasn't having sex) and freaked out.. Well, this time I knew what it was and snatched up some Monistat faster than Aretha can eat a cheeseburger. And then on top of that SJ has been trying to come and see me, but i've been holding him off with the "I'm busy" excuse. I'm not about to tell him I got a yeastie! Yuck B! This is sooo interrupting my sex life:/

Aside: Oh, yea I finally saw Benjamin Button and it is now one of my fav movies-EVER! Brad Pitt could.get.IT!

CHILE PLEASE--Times like these calls for a detachable vagina..

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Happy New Year lovlies

Hope everyone had a lovely new year.

Although I wanted to go out and exhibit all types of unadulterated fuckery, I actually spent this new years in church. My mom sang in the choir so I had to come out to support ya know? Besides, I didn't have anything else to do. My friends were either spending it w/boyfriends or chillin w/their fam. Ya girl didn't even have a drank. Not even one!

Ok, so I never make New Years Resolutions because I think they are silly. But i'm feeling a lil silly today. My new Years Resolution is: To speak up more often.

Anyone who knows me knows that I am one of the sweetest ppl you'll ever come across. I've always been shy and i'm not as nearly outspoken in person as I am on this blog. I have a sweet lil voice and I come across awkward in social situations. Then, I have trouble saying "No" cause I think i'm going to hurt someone's feelings. This in turn leads to me giving out my number to some weirdo or doing something that I know damn well I don't wanna do. So this year, ya girl is gonna open her mouth and not be anyones doormat.

As for 2009...I can't wait to see what's in store. I'll be a college graduate and registered nurse by June. I should have a stable career, new car, and my own apt by the end of the year. On my way to certified adulthood yall!! I can't wait! As far as my love life??--who knows. I'm not putting all my chips on SJ cause he's moving the end of this month*sigh* But with his unpredictable ass who knows what could happen. I could be married or in jail by the end of this month messing with him..

I had something else to say but I forgot...

*scanning brain*
*scanning....*
*nothing*

I hate when that happens! Can't remember but i'll hop on the innanet and post as soon as I remember

CHILE PLEASE- Another lovely year. More lovely opportunities